Sam Hallmark, a.k.a Fubar Sam
Sam’s profile is interesting. I assume this is the real deal, or else it’s brilliant (if offbeat) marketing
I’m a mediocre looking guy who has very little going on. I work at Tiger Express Wash in Columbia Missouri. I make six bucks an hour and a little bit of tips each day to pay for gas and smokes. I live in a Single Wide Mobile home that I own.
I am married now for almost 11 years. I am going bald and I am overwieght somewhat. I dont drink anymore because I am an idiot when I do. So I have not drank since 97.
I lived most of my 20s and 30s in the Missouri Department of Corrections. I was a failure at being a criminal so I decided to change and try a different path.
I stay home. I dont go out. I pay my bills. I appreciate what I got. I sing and record music. Other than that, I am about as interesting as an empty sheet of paper.
[via Seth Godin]